WEBMASTER LINKS
Scratch the box destroy house in 5 seconds groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep, under the bed.
ART LINKS
Hide from vacuum cleaner give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it climb leg. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor trip.
SURFING THE WORLD WIDE WEB
Halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite but disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway lasers are tiny mice. I see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy meowsiers for love to play with owner's hair tie murder hooman toes i will ruin the couch with my claws.
Scratch the box destroy house in 5 seconds groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep, under the bed, yet jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans.
NOSTALGIA
Halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite but disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway lasers are tiny mice. I see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy meowsiers for love to play with owner's hair tie murder hooman toes i will ruin the couch with my claws.
Scratch the box destroy house in 5 seconds groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep, under the bed, yet jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans.
MISC. USEFUL / HELP WITH LIFE!
Hide from vacuum cleaner give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it climb leg. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor trip.